2 In Spice

THE GUYS I SEEM TO ATTRACT:

1. The "I'm super confusing and change my mind a lot" kind

The kind that talk to you a lot then don’t speak to you for weeks. Then will talk to you like nothing happened.

2. The "I’m creepy and I stalk your facebook" kind

The kind that message, like, and comment on your facebook. And then proceed to poke you.

3. The "I am your best friend" kind

The kind that you become super close with, see potential, then they throw you the best friend line.

4. The "I'm a little old to be hitting on a 19 year old" kind

The kind that think any 19 year old would be diggity down for a sugar daddy.

5. The "My BO will kill you and an entire third world country" kind

The kind that literally don't wear deodorant and are slowly killing the human population around them.

6. The "I play an instrument so that gives me the right to be a douchebag" kind

The kind who think their job gives them a free ticket to be sleazeball + every girl they want... all at the same time.

7. The "I'm going to text you 17 times in a row" kind

The kind that text you "Hey" and "What's up" repeatedly. Thinking maybe that next time you'd answer. But, you don't.

8. The "My girlfriend and I just broke up last night so hi" kind

No.

9. The "I'm way too young, but I'm going to try anyway" kind

The kind that the term "robbing the cradle" would apply all too perfectly.

10. The "I’m interested in you until you're interested in me" kind

The kind that seem to like you a lot until you start to show the least bit of interest back.

THIS IS WHY I AM FOREVER A PLANT.
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xx

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2 Comments

  • Chilla
    August 28, 2013 at 2:06 am

    So true, i could even add lots of points to that list 😀

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